Cookie Monster Cookie Quotes

We take cookies very, very seriously. It’s our job, after all! And whenever we need a little inspiration to remind us why we’ve made it our mission to make delicious cookies available to everyone, anywhere, we turn to the patron saint of cookies—the one, the only, Cookie Monster.

Yes, we’re glad he tried a vegetable one time on Sesame Street so we could convince our kiddos to do the same, but really, we see absolutely nothing wrong with his love of delicious baked goods.

Without further ado, we present you with the 7 best Cookie Monster Quotes, and remind you’re always just one care package away from making someone’s cookie dreams a reality…

1. "C is for cookie that's good enough for me."

2. "Om Nom Nom Nom"

Want to know what true love sounds like? It sounds like eating a cookie. The more you know!

3. "Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: home is cookie."

And we couldn’t agree more. Home=Cookie forever.

4.  "Sometimes me think, what is friend? And then me say: a friend is someone to share last cookie with."

And sometimes, there are days when sharing the last cookie just isn’t an option. It’s okay, you can send them some later.

5. "I'd give you a cookie, but I ate it."

And sometimes, there are days when sharing the last cookie just isn’t an option. It’s okay, you can send them some later.

6. "Me Love to Eat Cookies. Sometimes eat whole, sometimes me chew it."

There’s no wrong way to eat a cookie…

7. "Keep Calm & Eat Cookies"

Life can be exhilarating, joyful, and sometimes a little stressful. When in doubt, follow the advice of the great cookie monster himself, and focus on deciding what flavor cookie is the best fit for any and all of life’s scenarios.

Ready to share the love? Send a Cookie Comforts care package with all the Cookie Monsters in your life. It’s never been easier: just pick your two types of cookies, and go! The only tricky part is deciding whether to send one or two dozen. Just remember, Cookie=Home. 

Also check out some fun Father's Day quotes & sayings or dig into a hearty helping of heartfelt Mother's Day quotes!